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'Another Year Closer' Balloons

‘Another Year Closer’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.95

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death” written on it in white.

For that special someone on their special day.

bastard balloon

‘Bastard’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.95

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Bastard” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

bitch balloon

‘Bitch’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.95

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Bitch” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

old cow balloons

‘Old Cow’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.95

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Old Cow” written on it in white.

For that special someone on their special day.

Old Git Balloons

‘Old Git’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.95

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Old Git” written on it in white.

For that special someone on their special day.

'You are a waste of blood and organs' Balloons (Pack of 5)

‘You are a waste of blood and organs’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.95

5 x black balloons with the phrase “You are a waste of blood and organs” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

You are dead to us now abusive offensive balloons

‘You are dead to us now’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.95

5 x black balloons with the phrase “YOU ARE DEAD TO US NOW” written on it in white.

Perfect for that much loved work colleague who is moving on to pastures new.

You're leaving - thank fuck offensive balloon

‘You’re Leaving…Thank Fuck’ Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.95

5 x black balloons with the phrase “You’re Leaving, Thank Fuck” written on it in white.

Perfect for that much loved work colleague who is moving on to pastures new.

Happy Fucking Birthday balloon

Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.95

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Happy Fucking Birthday” written on it in white.

For that special someone on their special day.

Valentines Love Balloons

I Thought it was Love Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.95

5 x black balloons with the phrase “I thought it was love, but I just needed a poo” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.

Offensive abusive rude party balloons

If I were a serial killer (Pack of 5)

£4.95

5 x black balloons with the phrase “If I were a serial killer, you’re the one I’d keep in the fridge” written on it in white.

Perfect for the one you love on Valentine’s, an anniversary or engagement.

Will arrive deflated.

 

Abusive party balloons

Let’s look at our phones (Pack of 5)

£4.95

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Let’s separately look at our phones, every night, until one of us dies” written on it in white.

Perfect for the one you love on Valentine’s, an anniversary or engagement.

Will arrive deflated.

 

Worst human ever balloon

Worst Human Ever Balloons (Pack of 5)

£4.95

5 x black balloons with the phrase “Worst Human Ever” written on it in white.

For that special someone in your life.