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Funny abusive wedding balloons til death do us party

‘Til Death do us Party x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Til Death do us Party”

A wedding is all about the party right? Get the formalities out the way then let’s get smashed on the free booze.

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

Bridezilla - funny wedding balloons for photobooths

Bridezilla x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Bridezilla”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

Funny wedding balloons - congrats or whatever

Congrats or Whatever x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Congrats or Whatever”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

Rude birthday balloons

It’s their party and they’ll cry if YOU want to

£6.49

It’s their party and they’ll cry if YOU want to pack

Will all arrive deflated, of course.

  • 6 x “Another year closer to the sweet release of death”
  • 7 x “Happy fucking birthday”
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The ‘ambassador of hate’ campaign pack

£10.49 £9.99

The ‘ambassador of hate’ campaign pack

8 designs. 24 balloons in total.

Will all arrive deflated, of course.

  • 3 x “Bastard”
  • 3 x “Bitch”
  • 3 x “You are a waste of blood and organs”
  • 3 x “Old git”
  • 3 x “Old cow”
  • 3 x “Worst. Human. Ever”
  • 3 x “Happy fucking birthday”
  • 3 x “Another year closer to the sweet release of death”

The ‘Office Traitor’ balloon pack

£6.49

The ‘Office Traitor’ balloon pack

4 designs. 12 balloons in total.

  • 3 x “You are dead to us now”
  • 3 x “You’re leaving (thank fuck)”
  • 3 x “You are a waste of blood and organs”
  • 3 x “Worst. Human. Ever”
rude office leaving party balloons

The ‘Office Traitor’ balloon pack – multicolour

£6.49

The ‘Office Traitor’ balloon pack

3 designs. 12 multicoloured balloons in total. Colour selection is random.

  • 4 x “You are dead to us now”
  • 4 x “You’re leaving (thank fuck)”
  • 4 x “Good luck finding colleagues better than us”
Rude Valentine's Day balloons

The love pack

£6.00

Why say it with flowers, when you could say it with hate-filled misery blobs.

Fill with helium to create a unique bouquet.

 

Pack contents (12 balloons in total):

  • 4 x “If I were a serial killer, you’re the one I’d keep bits of in the fridge”
  • 4 x “Let’s separately look at our phones, every night, until one of us dies”
  • 4 x “I thought it was love, but I just needed a poo”

 

Will arrive deflated.

Funny wedding balloons - the old ball and chain

The Old Ball & Chain x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “The old Ball & Chain”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

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The old man’s birthday pack

£6.49

The old man’s birthday pack

Will all arrive deflated, of course.

  • 5 x “Happy Fucking Birthday”
  • 4 x “Another year closer to the sweet release of death”
  • 4 x “Old Git”

The old woman’s birthday pack

£6.49

The old woman’s birthday pack

Will all arrive deflated, of course.

  • 5 x “Happy Fucking Birthday”
  • 4 x “Another year closer to the sweet release of death”
  • 4 x “Old Cow”
funny valentine's balloons

The wedding collection – bumper pack

£11.00

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue

Pack contents (25 balloons in total):

  • 5 x “Bridezilla”
  • 5 x “Til Death do us Party”
  • 5 x “Free Bar (also a wedding)
  • 5 x “Congrats or whatever”
  • 5 x “The old Ball & Chain”

 

Will arrive deflated.