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Funny abusive wedding balloons til death do us party

‘Til Death do us Party x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Til Death do us Party”

A wedding is all about the party right? Get the formalities out the way then let’s get smashed on the free booze.

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

Bridezilla - funny wedding balloons for photobooths

Bridezilla x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Bridezilla”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

Funny wedding balloons - congrats or whatever

Congrats or Whatever x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “Congrats or Whatever”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

Hen party balloons

Hen party balloons

£6.50

The Hen Party balloon pack

Four designs, two of which have a unique metallic gold print. 12 balloons in total:

  • 3 x white “Team Bride”
  • 3 x fuschia pink “I’m getting fucking married!”
  • 3 x black “Fucking fabulous bride to be”
  • 3 x purple “woohoo…Hen Do!

 

Rude birthday balloons

It’s their party and they’ll cry if YOU want to

£6.49

It’s their party and they’ll cry if YOU want to pack

Will all arrive deflated, of course.

  • 6 x “Another year closer to the sweet release of death”
  • 7 x “Happy fucking birthday”
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The ‘ambassador of hate’ campaign pack

£10.49

The ‘ambassador of hate’ campaign pack

8 designs. 24 balloons in total.

Will all arrive deflated, of course.

  • 3 x “Bastard”
  • 3 x “Bitch”
  • 3 x “You are a waste of blood and organs”
  • 3 x “Old git”
  • 3 x “Old cow”
  • 3 x “Worst. Human. Ever”
  • 3 x “Happy fucking birthday”
  • 3 x “Another year closer to the sweet release of death”

The ‘Office Traitor’ balloon pack

£6.50

The ‘Office Traitor’ balloon pack

4 designs. 12 balloons in total.

  • 3 x “You are dead to us now”
  • 3 x “You’re leaving (thank fuck)”
  • 3 x “You are a waste of blood and organs”
  • 3 x “Worst. Human. Ever”
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The ‘Office Traitor’ balloon pack – multicolour

£6.50

The ‘Office Traitor’ balloon pack

3 designs. 12 multicoloured balloons in total.

  • 4 x “You are dead to us now”
  • 4 x “You’re leaving (thank fuck)”
  • 4 x “Good luck finding colleagues better than us”

Colour selection is randomly picked from red, fuschia, light green, dark green, light orange, dark orange, light blue, dark blue, purple, pink and yellow. (see photos)

Rude Valentine's Day balloons

The love pack

£6.00

Why say it with flowers, when you could say it with hate-filled misery blobs.

Fill with helium to create a unique bouquet.

 

Pack contents (12 balloons in total):

  • 4 x “If I were a serial killer, you’re the one I’d keep bits of in the fridge”
  • 4 x “Let’s separately look at our phones, every night, until one of us dies”
  • 4 x “I thought it was love, but I just needed a poo”

 

Will arrive deflated.

Funny wedding balloons - the old ball and chain

The Old Ball & Chain x10

£6.00

Pack of 10 white latex balloons with the phrase “The old Ball & Chain”

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue.

Will arrive deflated.

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The old man’s birthday pack

£6.50

The old man’s birthday pack

Will all arrive deflated, of course.

  • 5 x “Happy Fucking Birthday”
  • 4 x “Another year closer to the sweet release of death”
  • 4 x “Old Git”

The old woman’s birthday pack

£6.50

The old woman’s birthday pack

Will all arrive deflated, of course.

  • 5 x “Happy Fucking Birthday”
  • 4 x “Another year closer to the sweet release of death”
  • 4 x “Old Cow”
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The wedding collection – bumper pack

£11.00

Perfect for a photobooth, or scattered around the venue

Pack contents (25 balloons in total):

  • 5 x “Bridezilla”
  • 5 x “Til Death do us Party”
  • 5 x “Free Bar (also a wedding)
  • 5 x “Congrats or whatever”
  • 5 x “The old Ball & Chain”

 

Will arrive deflated.