Congratulations balloons - Exam results, driving test, new job

Congratulations balloons - well done, graduation, new job balloon packs. These black and gold congratulations balloons are great for celebrating all those special occasions but also add a touch of humour. Therefore they make the perfect well done gift.

University Graduation
Even if they only got a Thora Hird, it's a huge achievement. Show them how kinda proud you are of them. Perfect if you don't do hugging.

A-level exam results
Did your family member get the results they needed to get into University? Welcome to a lifetime of crippling debt. Show them you are proud of them.

GCSE exam results
Once they have sobered up from drinking cheap dry cider in the park, surprise them with these balloons, then tell them that the best days of their life are now behind them.

Passed their driving test?
Why not congratulate them on passing their driving test by filling their car with hundreds of these balloons. Everyone's a winner (well I certainly will be, thank you very much).

Got a promotion/passed a workplace exam/qualification?
These are great in the workplace because workplaces are painfully dull.

This pack of celebration balloons includes:

Black "smart arse" balloons x 3
Black "nailed it" balloons x 3
Gold "clever little shit" balloons x 3
Gold "congratu-fucking-lations" balloons x 3

These congratulations balloons - well done, graduation, new job packs are also great for the office party. Are they leaving your workplace? We have these leaving party balloons to spice up the party! Check out these work leaving party balloons.

BUY NOW! Avoid boring balloons, buy our black and gold graduation party balloons instead.

40th birthday decorations

Looking for 40th birthday balloons or decoration ideas? Then you are in the right place.

If you’ve already got the standard 40th birthday party decorations then you’ll need these to really set the mood. Have some banter with your mates who are hitting the big 4-0.

Decorate your venue in style with 12 funny abusive birthday balloons. There are 12 rude balloons consisting of:

3 x "Let's drink red red wine cos UB40" (white and unique gold ink on black balloons)
3 x "Happy Fucking Birthday" (randomly picked multicoloured balloon selection)
3 x "40 years OLD" (white and unique gold ink on black balloons)
3 x "FUCK I'm Forty" (randomly picked multicoloured balloon selection)

Adults only

We've made our abusive 40th birthday party balloons for the adult market of course, there's no cheery happiness here, they are offensive balloons and will be a talking point at any (adult) party.
Stand out from the crowd, be a bit different and break away from the norm, opt for a balloon decoration with a difference, offensive balloons are the way forward, we're sure they'll have your guests laughing or in the first cab home because they can't handle the rudeness!

BUY NOW! Avoid boring balloons & buy our rude balloons instead.

Perfect for 40th birthday parties and creating laughter with family and friends.

Here's our old man and old women balloon packs, another idea for your 40th celebrations. Don't forget to share the hate and post your photos!

Funny birthday balloons for men

Looking for funny birthday balloons for men?

If you're planning a birthday party for a special person in your life and are looking for rude balloons then you've come to the right place. Get these sweary balloons to set the mood!

Decorate your venue in style with our funny abusive birthday balloons.

10 funny birthday balloons in total. 5 designs.

• 2 x "you are old"
• 2 x "birthday bastard"
• 2 x "another year closer to the sweet release of death"
• 2 x "happy fucking birthday"
• 2 x "old git"

Perfect for men's birthday party decorations

Adults only

We've made our abusive birthday party balloons for the adult market of course, there's no cheery happiness here, they are offensive balloons and will be a talking point at any (adult) party.
Stand out from the crowd, be a bit different and break away from the norm, opt for a balloon decoration with a difference, offensive balloons are the way forward, we're sure they'll have your guests laughing or in the first cab home because they can't handle the rudeness!

BUY NOW! Avoid boring balloons, buy our rude balloons instead.

BUMPER PACK – 10 balloons for a banter birthday party. Four different messages so you can really go to town on the swear balloons!
HELIUM – our rude party balloons can be filled with air or helium making them versatile and suitable for all party scenarios, indoor or outdoor
BLEAK – enough of the cheery messages, we wanted to be as abusive as we could, our funny balloons for adults are naughty, cheeky, and downright rude, everyone loves them!
BIO-DEGRADABLE – made from natural latex, our printed balloons are bio-degradable, so better for the environment, as if you even care!

Need balloons for your brother? We have you covered with our brother birthday balloons.

Funny leaving gift for colleague

These work leaving party balloons will be perfect for any work colleagues leaving for a new job.

Spice up their office leaving party with some abusive work leaving party balloons. Completely unique, these rude balloons will really get your true feelings across but make them laugh at the same time.

Are they breaking up the old team and leaving you in the lurch? What a great way for payback with some fun banter! However they also make a great gift too.

Imagine their face when they see the entire office filled with these work party leaving balloons and we're sure they'll have your colleagues laughing and wishing they had found these balloons first.

• PERFECT LEAVING GIFTS FOR COLLEAGUES - Bring the office leaving party to life or send them in the post if you cant see them currently.
• HELIUM LEAVING BALLOONS - The rude leaving party balloons can be filled with air or helium making them versatile and suitable for all party scenarios, indoor or outdoor
• NEW DESIGNS! - Bigger, bolder, bleaker than before.
• BLEAK WORK LEAVING GIFTS - enough of the cheery messages, we wanted to be as abusive as we could, our funny balloons for adults are naughty, cheeky, and downright rude, everyone loves them!
• BIO-DEGRADABLE RUDE BALLOONS - made from natural latex, our printed leaving balloons are bio-degradable, so better for the environment,

This is a pack of 12 coloured balloons with these bleak phrases:

"You're Leaving - Thank Fuck" x 3
"You are dead to us now" x 3

"Good luck finding colleagues better than us" x 3
"Piss off to your new job then" x 3

Check these out to congratulate your fellow colleague on their new job, congratulations balloons available now too.