another year closer to the sweet release of death balloon

The old man's birthday balloons pack

10 funny birthday balloons in total. 5 designs.

2 x "you are old"
2 x "birthday bastard"
2 x "another year closer to the sweet release of death"
2 x "happy fucking birthday"
2 x "old git"

£6.75

Free first class postage on all UK orders

Funny birthday balloons for men

Looking for funny birthday balloons for men?

If you're planning a birthday party for a special person in your life and are looking for rude balloons then you've come to the right place. Get these sweary balloons to set the mood!

Decorate your venue in style with our funny abusive birthday balloons.

10 funny birthday balloons in total. 5 designs.

2 x "you are old"
2 x "birthday bastard"
2 x "another year closer to the sweet release of death"
2 x "happy fucking birthday"
2 x "old git"

Perfect for men's birthday party decorations

Adults only

We've made our abusive birthday party balloons for the adult market of course, there's no cheery happiness here, they are offensive balloons and will be a talking point at any (adult) party.
Stand out from the crowd, be a bit different and break away from the norm, opt for a balloon decoration with a difference, offensive balloons are the way forward, we're sure they'll have your guests laughing or in the first cab home because they can't handle the rudeness!

BUY NOW! Avoid boring balloons, buy our rude balloons instead.

BUMPER PACK – 10 balloons for a banter birthday party. Four different messages so you can really go to town on the swear balloons!
HELIUM – our rude party balloons can be filled with air or helium making them versatile and suitable for all party scenarios, indoor or outdoor
BLEAK – enough of the cheery messages, we wanted to be as abusive as we could, our funny balloons for adults are naughty, cheeky, and downright rude, everyone loves them!
BIO-DEGRADABLE – made from natural latex, our printed balloons are bio-degradable, so better for the environment, as if you even care!

Need balloons for your brother? We have you covered with our brother birthday balloons.

Can these be used with helium?

Yes.
Latex balloons like these will stay afloat around 6-8 hrs so try to fill them as near as possible to when you need them.

Are these balloons friendly to the environment?

Our balloons are manufactured from pure, natural latex and are fully bio-degradable.

We also use plastic-free packaging; Recycled and recyclable cardboard.

Who the hell are you anyway?

My name is Steve. I am a 40 year old man who spends his evenings counting balloons into bags. If only my teachers could see me now. They would be eating their words.

Helium friendly

Designed & hand-packed in Hove

Recycled and recyclable packaging

Bio-degradable balloons

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