the original abusive balloons

These are real, inflatable abusive balloons that will arrive by post, anywhere in the world. This is no joke.

New additions

rude office leaving party balloons
The 'office traitor' multicoloured pack

NEW! Multicoloured version of the office traitor pack

Hen party balloons
The Hen Party balloons pack

Here come the girls…

Best Sellers

The 'old man's birthday' pack

The ultimate balloon pack for his birthday

The 'office traitor' balloon pack

Work colleague leaving for a new job? Send them off in style…

Abusive balloon happy customers

    5 star review  They fit the feel of my annual "Worst Human Tournament" perfectly! I will order them again!

    thumb Jordan Buermann

    5 star review  Funny and good value. I got the valentines mix - we loved them all!!

    thumb Fiona Jean Ann Loftus

    5 star review  These balloons are great! High quality and really fast delivery. Everyone loved them including the birthday boy, will be buying again.

    thumb Nicky Brady

    5 star review  They're brilliant I got some of the worst human ever ones for my daughter, luckily we share the same twisted sense of humour

    thumb Hayley Cheshire

    5 star review  Spectacular. No party should be without these.

    thumb Steve Reed

    5 star review  OK so we're not using them until our wedding but they look fantastic & thank you for writing a thanks n using my name in the box , lovely personal touch. I shall send pics of them in use later in the year xx P.S are they ok with helium ?

    thumb Amy Earnshaw

    5 star review  Had the valentines balloons for a surprise meal for my husband. He loved them!!! Your balloon 's suit our sense of humour perfectly. Will definitely be back

    thumb Ashleigh Joy

    5 star review  They went down a treat, my fiancé thought they were really funny and they lasted for ages without deflating.

    thumb Francesca Emma

We have made our abusive balloons as dark and bleak as possible. Don’t bother taking standard happy birthday balloons. Where’s the fun in that? Be different. Create a talking point at any party.

The original abusive balloon company, with all original designs. Accept no imitations.

So whether it be Christmas, birthdays, Valentine’s or weddings, we have the right balloons for you.