70th birthday balloons decorations

Funny 70th birthday decorations

Looking for 70th birthday decorations? Then our 70th birthday balloons are perfect!

If you're planning a 70th birthday party for a special person in your life and are looking for rude balloons or funny decorations then you've come to the right place. We went with a black and gold theme for the big 7-0.

Decorate your venue in style with 12 funny abusive birthday balloons. There are 12 rude balloons consisting of:

3 x "Hip Hip replacement" (white ink on gold balloons)
3 x "Happy Birthday" (white ink on gold balloons)
3 x "old fart" (white ink on black balloons)
3 x "Sh*t I'm 70"(white and unique gold ink on black balloons)

If you've already got the standard 70th birthday party decorations then you'll need these to really set the mood.

Adults only

We've made our abusive 70th birthday party balloons for the adult market of course, there's no cheery happiness here, they are offensive balloons and will be a talking point at any (adult) party.
Stand out from the crowd, be a bit different and break away from the norm, opt for a balloon decoration with a difference, offensive balloons are the way forward, we're sure they'll have your guests laughing or in the first cab home because they can't handle the rudeness!

Perfect for 70th birthday parties creating laughter with family and friends.

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Here's our old man and old women balloon packs, another idea for your 70th celebrations.