let's drink red red wine 'cos ub40 balloon

let's drink red red wine 'cos ub 40 black and gold balloon

Funny 40th birthday balloons

12 multicoloured balloons in total. 4 designs.

3 x "Let's drink red red wine cos UB40" (white and unique gold ink on black balloons)
3 x "Happy Fucking Birthday" (randomly picked multicoloured balloon selection)
3 x "40 years OLD" (white and unique gold ink on black balloons)
3 x "FUCK I'm Forty" (randomly picked multicoloured balloon selection)

£6.75

Free first class postage on all UK orders

40th birthday decorations

Looking for 40th birthday balloons or decoration ideas? Then you are in the right place.

If you’ve already got the standard 40th birthday party decorations then you’ll need these to really set the mood. Have some banter with your mates who are hitting the big 4-0.

Decorate your venue in style with 12 funny abusive birthday balloons. There are 12 rude balloons consisting of:

3 x "Let's drink red red wine cos UB40" (white and unique gold ink on black balloons)
3 x "Happy Fucking Birthday" (randomly picked multicoloured balloon selection)
3 x "40 years OLD" (white and unique gold ink on black balloons)
3 x "FUCK I'm Forty" (randomly picked multicoloured balloon selection)

Adults only

We've made our abusive 40th birthday party balloons for the adult market of course, there's no cheery happiness here, they are offensive balloons and will be a talking point at any (adult) party.
Stand out from the crowd, be a bit different and break away from the norm, opt for a balloon decoration with a difference, offensive balloons are the way forward, we're sure they'll have your guests laughing or in the first cab home because they can't handle the rudeness!

BUY NOW! Avoid boring balloons & buy our rude balloons instead.

Perfect for 40th birthday parties and creating laughter with family and friends.

Here's our old man and old women balloon packs, another idea for your 40th celebrations. Don't forget to share the hate and post your photos!

Can these be used with helium?

Yes.
Latex balloons like these will stay afloat around 6-8 hrs so try to fill them as near as possible to when you need them.

Are these balloons friendly to the environment?

Our balloons are manufactured from pure, natural latex and are fully bio-degradable.

We also use plastic-free packaging; Recycled and recyclable cardboard.

Who the hell are you anyway?

My name is Steve. I am a 40 year old man who spends his evenings counting balloons into bags. If only my teachers could see me now. They would be eating their words.

Helium friendly

Designed & hand-packed in Hove

Recycled and recyclable packaging

Bio-degradable balloons